CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY?

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the
slowest possible rate at
which one can die.

Number 8 (love this one!)
Men have two emotions:
Hungry & Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him
a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish & you feed
them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet & they
won't bother you
for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky..........
not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile
when you shove them
down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel
stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of
nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from
the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost
you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves
you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make
the world weird. Now The world is
weird and people take Prozac
to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1
THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions of cows in America, but
we haven't got a clue as to where
thousands of illegal immigrants
& terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture
in charge of immigration.....?

tAKEN FROM SCRUVZ (I WISH I HAD COME UP WITH THESE JEWELS)

AFFIRMATION ABOUT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

TODAY WE HAD STRANGERS COME INTO OUR HOME. IT WAS FOR AN INSPECTION FOR CONDO-CONVERSION. IF YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA YOU KNOW WHAT HELL THIS CAN BE. SO HERE WE ARE HOUSE IN UTTER CHAOS, ME WITH DAY THREE OF 2 HOURS OF UNSOUND SLEEP. FOUR GUYS WITH NOTEPADS AND CLIPBOARDS INVADED MY MY MORNING. AS I PROCEEDED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO THE STRANGERS IN GET THIS OUR HOUSE...I NOTICED A COUPLE OF THEM SEEMED TO HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR THE HELP,OR MAYBE THEY WERE AS OVER THIS HIDEOUS DAYLIGHT THING AS I WAS,(LONG HARD NIGHT) OR MAYBE THEY WERE SOME CLOSET BIGOT ASSHOLES, OR MAYBE THEY WERE JUST ASSHOLES WHO KNOWS? (BEING AF-AMER WE HAVE A HARD TIME TELLING SOMETIMES, WE GET IT FROM SO MANY DIRECTIONS IN THIS WAY, YOU KNOW POST JIM CROW TRAUMA)
THE POINT BEING EXACTLY THAT, AS THE BIG GORGEOUS BROWN HUNK OF MAN MEAT THAT I AM ITS HARD TO DISTINGUISH DISDAIN FROM APATHY FROM BIGOTRY FROM LACK OF SLEEP FROM A GENERAL SHITTY DISPOSITION.
HOW DO I KNOW IF SOMEONE IS BEING RUDE AND CALLOUS BECAUSE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PRONE TO BE A DICK, OR MAYBE THEY HAD TO REFER TO THE HAND ONCE TO OFTEN OR THEY ARE CONCERNED ABOUT BILLS, OR HAVE A HEMORRHOID THAT IS A MONSTER...WHO CAN TELL.
WELL WHEN YOU COME INTO SOME ONES HOME...FOR WHAT EVER REASON, GENERALLY SAYING HELLO IS A GOOD IDEA, LEAST YOU BE MISTAKEN FOR A THIEF, JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, INSURANCE SALESPERSON,OR THE MOST FRIGHTENING OF ALL AN IN LAW (MY PARTNER IS A WHITE CHICK)
SO THIS ONE GUY GIVES ME THIS
"HEY BOY" KIND OF LOOK. I KNOW THIS LOOK I'M FROM THE SOUTH AND IVE SEEN ROOTS AT LEAST 20 TIMES..
I'M LIKE HI, WELCOME! HI, WELCOME! I HAD TO SAY IT A COUPLE TIMES...FINALLY HE REACHED OUT WITH HIS LIMP HAND SHAKE TO MEET MY MEAT HOOKS. WOW THE NERVE I THOUGHT, THEN I SAID TO MYSELF, SELF REMEMBER ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT CLOSET KLANSMAN, RELAX...SO I MOVE THE CHIP FROM MY SHOULDER TO MY BELLY ( I WAS HUNGRY). AS THE CHATTER WENT ON ABOUT THIS CODE AND THAT CODE...PRIMARILY REFERRING TO MY PARTNER, THE WHITE CHICK,
AS I'M STRUGGLING WITH A LADDER TO REACH THE CEILING WHICH HAPPENS TO BE 20 FEET ABOVE, HE CREEPS BEHIND ME AND SAYS..."I NEED TO GET THROUGH HERE BOY!" OKAY HE DID NT SAY BOY BUT HIS TONE SURE DID. NOW WHERE I'M FROM, YOU FIRST OF ALL SAY HELLO WHEN ENTERING SOMEONES HOME, YOU LOOK THEM IN THE EYE INTRODUCE YOURSELF, YOU SAY EXCUSE ME IF YOU WANT TO PASS THEM..ESP. IF THEY ARE 3 FEET TALLER THAN YOU AND 40 LBS HEAVIER AND YOU NEVER KNOW...(IT COULD BE ANGRY BLACK MAN OVER REACT AND FREAK OUT DAY)
WELL I LOOKED THIS JERK IN THE EYE AND SAID, YEAH IN A SECOND...
(REALIZING THIS WAS AN OFFICIAL WHOSE REPORT DEALT WITH OUR CONDO CONVERSION)
HE DECLINED TO WAIT , I DECLINED TO PUT MY FOOT IN HIS YOU KNOW WHAT( YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HELPFUL) BUT I AT LAST HAD ENOUGH. I TOLD THE WHITE CHICK, WHITE CHICK LOVE, I'M GOING FOR A FAG BEFORE I IMPLODE.SO I HOP IN THE CAR AND HEAD TO WHERE I GO TO SMOKE FAGS AND RELAX...THE CAR WASH STALL TWO BLOCKS AWAY.
AS I'M LISTENING TO THE RADIO SOME GUY, THE HEAD OF THE LIBERTARIAN PARTY IS RANTING ABOUT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. HERE I AM IN A STATE OF BLACK ANGER AND HUMILIATED CONFUSION, AND THIS GUY IS CRYING ABOUT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, WELL I WAS STEAMING NOW.
FOLKS WE HAVE SO MUCH HEALING TO DO IN THIS COUNTRY. I WILL ADMIT TO HAVING A CHIP ON MY SHOULDER TO HAVE BIGOTED,CHUAVANISTIC, TENDENCIES, TO BE HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC,HATE SMALL ANIMALS, AND CRYING BABIES,$20 CARS WITH $2000 RIMS,CHURCH, SOGGY SANDWICHES, HELL SOMETIMES I SIMPLY HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY, BUT I AM AWARE THAT THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE. BUT OH BOY, SOME TIMES ...LIFE JUST HANDS YOU HATE ON A SILVER PLATTER.
LISTEN I HAVE MORE TO SAY ABOUT THIS I WANT TO CLARIFY IT. FOR ME AND ANYONE WHO GOT SUFFERED THE BAD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING TO GET THIS FAR (EMAIL I HAVE A PRIZE FOR YOU, REALLY!)
BASICALLY I WANT TO OFFER THIS AS A THOUGHT: RESPECT WORKS TWO WAYS.
AND AFFIRMATIVE ACTION?
WELL LOOK AT THE FOLLOWING PICTURES AND THINK ABOUT IT. IT AIN'T NEW ITS JUST SHIFTING ITS FOCUS...WHAT DO YOU THINK?
(PS MY WHITE CHICK POWER FRAU PARTNER LOVER, FRIEND, NEMESIS TRENCH-PAL ROCKS SO HARD SHE IS TRANSLUCENT.)

P.S
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RACE!!!

The Eagle has taken off.

BUSY ISNT BUSY ENOUGH. TAKE A PICTURE SWEETIE I AINT GOT TIME TO WASTE.

THIS IS SOMETHING I AM ALSO PASSIONATE ABOUT, RECYCLING OLD FURNITURE, AND OTHER FUNCTIONAL OBJECTS. I ACTUALLY WANTED TO OPEN A SHOP WHERE I SOLD THINGS I RESCUED FROM THE REALM OF THE UNWANTED. GIVEN SOME IMAGINATION AND SWEET EFFORT..THESE THINGS COULD COME BACK FROM THE THRIFT STORE DEATH POOL. WELL HERE IS SOMETHING , NOT QUITE THRIFTY IT WAS A COMMISSION FROM A JOINT IN THE MISSION CALLED EL RINCON.
THIS PLACE IS GREAT, RUN BY MIKE A NIGERIAN WHO IS A MASTER FRENCH/INDIAN CHEF WHO RUN A CUBAN/MEXICAN RESTAURANT BY DAY, BUT WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING THERE FROM JAPANESE GOTH ROCK TO VOODOO CABARET TO RUMBA, SAMBA, SALSA, TRANCE, DRUM AND BASS HOUSE, GANGSTA RAP, OLD SCHOOL PUNK OR ANYTHING YOU CANT IMAGINE, ITS AMAZING.
THE GREEN ROOM..THE GREEN ROOM.
THERE ARE ALSO SOME SHOTS OF A MURAL I DID THERE, THE ENTIRE ENTRANCE WAY..EXCUSE ME, ves·ti·bule OH, AND THE FOOT TALL WOODEN ANGEL CUTOUT WITH THE 7 FOOT WINGSPAN.
(I WILL HAVE BETTER DOCUMENTATION OF THIS ON MY WEBSITE SOON.)

JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

History of the Dozens

The term "the Dozens" is believed to refer to the devaluing on the auction block of slaves who were past their prime, who were deformed, aged or who, after years of back-breaking toil, no longer were capable of hard labor. These enslaved human beings often were sold by the dozen. In "Still Laughing to Keep from Crying: Black Humor," African-American author and professor Mona Lisa Saloy writes:

The dozens has its origins in the slave trade of New Orleans where deformed slaves--generally slaves punished with dismemberment for disobedience--were grouped in lots of a 'cheap dozen' for sale to slave owners. For a Black to be sold as part of the 'dozens' was the lowest blow possible.".[1]

HEE.HEE.

SIDE SPLITING AINT IT?

THEY KEEP US UNDER-EDUCATED SICK AND DEPRESSED

OH HONOR WHERE ART THOU?









Blackbird: Omens and mysticism, color of fear and promise
Bluebird: Happiness and fulfillment, color of north or east
Blue jay: teaches you the ability to develop great talent through the proper use of power and tenacity.
Bobwhite Quail: Brings the ability to be mindful of danger and know when to go to safety and not to hesitate in times of crises
Canary: Healing power of sound, heightened sensitivity
Cardinal: brings colour to your life and reminds you that all you do is important, you are someone who brightens others lives
Catbird: Communication potential, new lessons or opportunities
Chickadee: Sacred number is seven, seeker of truth and knowledge
Crow: Intelligence, watchfulness, magical, past-life connections
Ducks: Teaches us to respect and revel in all that life has to offer from the water to the earth to the sky Maternal, graceful and comforting, protective
Eagle: Capable of reaching zenith, great perception, bridging worlds
Finch: New experiences and encounters, wide range summer solstice
Goldfinch: Increase opportunities to experience a variety of activities- you are awakening to your nature spirit
Golden Eagle: messenger to the great spirit, having the knowledge to create bridges
Goose: Story telling, fertility and fidelity, symbol of eight and infinity
Great Horned Owl: Brings the power to see into the darkness, including things that are trying to be hidden
Grosbeak: Heals old wounds, family values, past loves significance
Hawk (Red-tailed): carries message from the creator, you should listen to what it is saying
Hawks: Primal life force, fulfillment, spring and fall equinoxes
Kestrel Falcon: The ability to be quick minded, graceful and agile
Kingfisher: Halcyon days, peace and prosperity, linked to north, blue
Loon: Realizing dreams, haunting and eerie song, imagination
Love Bird: By sharing love, you can bring brightness and colour into others lives
Magpie: Occult knowledge, doorway to new realms. wily and willful
Meadowlark: Cheerfulness, sublimation, inner journey, linked to moon
Merlin Hawk: brings message that your visionary powers are awakening
Mourning Dove: The ability to mourn the past, but look forward to the future, able to bring new things into your life
Nuthatch: Applying wisdom to natural world, grounding, ethereal
Oriole: Positive energy, reconnecting with inner sunshine, nature spirits
Owl: Silent wisdom and nocturnal vision, healing powers, magical
Peacock: Wisdom and vision, ostentatious, protective and powerful
Pelican: Self-sacrificing, non-competitive, buoyant, rising above trials
Pigeon: Love and security of home, fertility, archetypal energies
Raven: Shapeshifting, messenger or omen, blending human and animal
Robin: New growth, territorial, color link to throat center
Ruff Grouse: Brings a natural rhythm into your life and tells you to give time and space to your creator
Snowy Owl: Brings into your life the wisdom to unlock the true secrets of nature
Starling: Sociable, communicating diversity, forceful
Stork: Related to humanity, connected to emotions, water, birth process
Swan: Sensitive, emotional, dreamer and mystic, longevity
Swift: Feminine and psychic energies, speed and agility
Turkey: Spiritual connection to Earth Mother, shared blessings
Vulture: Purification, never-ending vigilance, guardian of mysteries
White Tail Hawk: Brings message to take advantage of the opportunity entering into your life
Woodpecker: Weather prophet, drumbeats into other dimension

SEEING IS BETTER THAN BELIEVING.

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SOMEONEISTELLINGUSALLLIES

BOO

ESCAPE THE PLANTATION

P.S.
SOME NOTHING PIRES .
(you know who you are)
control.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ7mmMe4klQ

F.I.R.E

AIR

SEA

BOTTLED MESSAGE

FIRE ON THE HEMISPHERE BELOW.

THE HOUSE I SPENT MOST OF MY EARLY LIFE IN....
burned down today...july 5th, any other day
after celebrating fictional independance
dancing with peusdo stars..boom bastic chatter
red glare of rockets betrayed the dark as it became a cinder
burned by celebrations
and moments lived
and moments endured
and moments toletrated
shivering beneath the weight of weakness
and it burns...
burned me once and twice and then some
yet i came back
again again again...
driven, droved
did, doing and done...
my time in reduced to nieghbors long left behind
calling my name in honor of my place in their life...
i know him,
his mom ...im

where is he, who is he...damn
that shit is on fire
its on fire....
save her
save it
save the trinkets boxes..
filled with things only worthy of being fuel
flame food...
food for flame
She was about to be consumed by that house, by that house, by that loss
this loss,
this lie said by this man
a lie i belived until i got burned....
give it up for reality and dad as a simple gesture and wish
Fire.

hmmmm....

> "Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your
actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it
becomes your destiny.

Theory 13 in the womb

BLAKE CARROLL AND ANTJUAN ODEN IN THE WEE HOURS PREPARING FOR THEORY 13.

THAT.

This.

Back in the day...then, men now, traveled roads about three times and mutiplied...man now...so far so fast ....so on..

i was going through my fotos and found some images of paintings dating as far back in time as 1994....imagine...
These painitings are in some very good collections.
I kind of miss them, and the approach to painiting i had at the time. The innocence in the motivations, action, and the surprise and resolution of the results....
Where has painting gone?