Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the
slowest possible rate at
which one can die.
Number 8 (love this one!)
Men have two emotions:
Hungry & Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him
Give a person a fish & you feed
them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet & they
won't bother you
Some people are like a Slinky..........
not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile
when you shove them
down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel
stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of
All of us could take a lesson from
the weather. It pays no attention
Why does a slight tax increase cost
you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves
you thirty cents?
In the 60s, people took acid to make
the world weird. Now The world is
weird and people take Prozac
to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1
THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions of cows in America, but
we haven't got a clue as to where
thousands of illegal immigrants
& terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture
in charge of immigration.....?
tAKEN FROM SCRUVZ (I WISH I HAD COME UP WITH THESE JEWELS)